A woman storms into a pharmacy demanding arsenic from the pharmacist… he calmly inquires as to why she needs it.
She says she want to poison her husband.
The pharmacist replies, “Lady, I understand you might be angry.. but you could go to jail for murder and I could be imprisoned as an accomplice.. I simply cannot sell you arsenic.”
She says nothing and pulls out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist’s wife in a hot and heavy position in his own bed. He calmly looks the lady in the eye and says…
“You should have told me you had a prescription”.
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